Dum Duh Dum

Damn Daniel

Dum Dum Dugan

Donald Duck

Ew David

Cellar Door

 Hot Dam

No Diggity

No Doubt

No Duh

the tower

The mad king of the tower
looks over his land
and
wonders
who has money that will become his money
who can he fuck
and
who can he fuck over.

The mad king can not sleep
so he writes his proclamations
for all to read
in the middle of the night.

but the nightmares wont go away.
the loneliness will not go away
the fear will not go away.

only
the sycophants stay
the emptiness stays.
the madness stays.

The mad kings says lies
that spring his soldiers into action
that makes the village folk run in fear
that turns neighbor against neighbor

the mad king sees dragons
and windmills
that aren't there.

yet
his loyal men scatter to find the
dragons the villagers taxed and squeezed
to build useless windmills

the mad king is a troll
he dances for rubles
he cries for his mother when no one is around.
 
there are no heroes now...
we are all trapped in the tower.
and no one is coming.

alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllofit

im looking for new ways to fail.
new
bigger
brighter
beeeeeee autiful
ways.

i have succeeded
in failing at
the simple
the unimportant
at the lowest of stakes

i wouldn't change
a single thing

i met you

failed in love
failed at you
failed to couple

succeeded in staying single

i wouldn't change a thing
no not a single thing

i want to change alllll of it

cobra in the house

awe the corba
so so so

sigh

awe the cobra
as he brushes
her golden hair.


awe in awe
of
her flowing
hair

so goes the cobra
golden

jam am jam

sorely
but surely
as the the round about goes round

sorely
bur surely
as the clop clop, clops upon the side walks

are
we sure

are
we still
sore

surely not sorely

Yola

The world needed your light, and you shined

when you were needed, like the sun.

Your light nourishes,

so that each seed of knowledge grew in the minds of children you taught.

Your light radiates,

so that everyone you met felt the warmth of your heart.

Your light illuminates,

so that many could find there way to better place in life.

Your light shines upon the beautiful things in life.

The world needed your light, and you shined when you were needed- but you will always be needed.

But it is now time to reflect,

like the sun reflects off the moon,

you are always there, everywhere, ready to great us again

and again with your great light and love.

disaster cake show

The show is about making a cake wreck-
total disaster
apocalyptic
smash smash

bake that cake 
for goodness sake,
bake bake bake

bleed if you must
into the crust
bleed if your cut that hand
bleed if you cant understand

The judge wears big glasses
the better to see your disaster with
The French chef is french
the better to punk your ass with
The judge is looking for a boyfriend
the better to be better in this or any weahter.

Show me your wreck
show me your apocolypse
Show me your smash smash

Show me

Jakarta

The news says Jakarta is sinking,
its in Indonesia.

There were a couple of pictures,
of some cranes, digging

and a picture of a couple of kids
around some thing collapesed

My heart wants to save them.
I am helpless to save them
I am helpless to save me
I am too poor to save them
I am too poor to save myself.

I can only love them

Forgive me Jakarta,
my love can not save me either.

The Great Fire of 17

The winds came and with it
gave life to the Fire of 17

Tragic
it took
and took

Schools closed down
Work closed down

The mountains
stood their ground
the wind pushed

at first one
then two
then three
fires doing what fire does

there were fires the size of New York
there were fires more important than other fires

But celebrities began to lose
as the poor began to lose....

When the rich lose
like the poor lose
is it tragic or just?

let them mourn together
let them weep together
let them be equal finally
not only in the eyes
of the fire
of the lord
but each other

All the way

I can see all the way from here.

seems pretty far, from here.

I can see myself there, 

from here.

Lets go I say,

but you got things to do.

Lets go I say 

but nobodys around

Lets go 

 I say to myself...

I can see all the way from ..

 it will still be there tomorrow.

Yes it will be there....tomorrow.
It always be there tomorrow.

but its go time!

Because  lord oh lord

I may not a be here tomorrow.

za za

ra shum ra shum  ra shum
der gobbilty gook

za za za za

babac babac

sam sam sam

za za za za

...once more from the top...

Punk Rock like

Punk rock like iggy pop
punk punk

a punk rocker
like broken glass
like a beatin from a bat
like the smell of the alleyway

punk punk
like iggy pop

some girl kept saying iggy pop wasn't punk
used words like proto this or that

saying this or
that while

the music the music
raged and howeled
broken like an arm or
a home

the blood still flowed
from  the kind of
cuts and wounds
you can't see

and the scars remained
just the same
punk rock like
like on the body of iggy pop

huey lewis and the

on tv they all look like they are gonna make it.
so I keep changing channels until
it looks like they aren't gonna make it.

But after awhile,
channel after channel
it looks like they are gonna make it
no matter how miserable
no matter the odds.

I almost give up,
but then....

I find it the one show
where there is no hope,
where the end is inevitable
where everyone on the show is doomed.

It is
Conservative, Liberal,
local, national, gobal,

It is 24 hours
It is the news

The news is always the same,
we are doomed.

and watch
and make sure when the end does come,
whether it will sunny, partly cloudy or 20% chance of rain.
you know in case you'll need an unbrella.

what

what you wanna say?
Who me?

what you wanna say?
Say what?

what you wanna say?
Come again?

What you wanna say?

Look, I don't have anything to say to you,
So just watch...
And see what I do next..

aquaman

feeling like the aqua man of lovers.
under the sea with ariel and jaws

under the sea with snorks and Dory

Under the sea with sunken ships and treasure.

King of the ocean,
King of the vast endless reaches of the ocean.

King over all that lives undersea.

Except your on land,
Except I can't breath air
Except you aint impressed with something you can't see.

So I'm feeling like aqua man
Drowing his sorrows.

Yes,
a man drowning his sorrows
 if only he could drown.

whaaaaaaaaaaa

what i gotta do?
huh?

what i gotta do?
wha?

Is this like the last time,
and the time before that and the time before that.

I know all the words to this song by heart,
and it always ends terribly.

sung terribly.
sung the worst.
sung with all the heart i got left.
sung at night to the moon,
while you out with some other guy.

who don't sing about you
who don't sing about love
who don't sing about pain.

He,
he,
Naw, he don't sing.
He aint never sung.

He don't sing about you eva.

Bummer man

Unstable and Crazy-
(I'd act out) but I'm just too lazy, to start over you.
I still got some laundry and dishes to do.

Thought about moving to someplace with snow.
But there is no point if you don't know.
And we haven't spoken in awhile, Havent spoken
about not speaking because theres nothing to say,
and no ones in denial.

Unstable and Crazy but still just wanna sleep.
Cuase whatever i'm in, I'm in kinda deep.

I'll leave alone cause its the right thing to do,
but if you come calling well then I'll turn the right shade of blue.

quady

let me tell you about the quadrilateral,
its just a fancy smancy way of
saying four sides.

There are two sides to every story, but four is pushing it.

I don't even mean like a square
the perfect little square
all over achieving and shit.

no the quadrilateral sounds like a french word,
and you don't want the french all up in your shapes and shit.

Let me tell you about the quadrilateral,
its just a stuck up shape,
thinking its better than everybody,
yeah rhombus
the quadrilateral thinks its better than you.

Shammm shammm

let loose the goose let looooose the gooooose.

Tell them all that the penguin can not fly that the ostrich will not soar.

Tell them because they dont' know.

They think they know the ostrich they they know the penguin.

But if this about the truth,
then,
well,
then,

But what do the really know they don't even know themselves.

shhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shimmy shimmy shimmy

kabboom kaboom


La la la la la la


and the heart goes

shimmy shimmy shimmy
kaboom kABOOM


LA LA LA LA


none of its real you know,
not the love
not that thing youre going calling love.

you know love.


it doesn't go shimmy shimmy kaboom kabbom la la la