Gator Talk

 Well isn’t that 

The biggest pile of 

Cow pucky

Well it sounds like hear say is what that sounds like

Hey kid 

Yeah you 

Don’t think it’s true

Do you? 

N

Well 

I’ve heard around the 

Block 

Well that’s just gator talk? 

What’s that you say? 

Gator 

Talk you know? 

Gator talk…

The Grand Adios

 There will

Be a king 

Holy fuck how?

Did you?

Was it you?

And now.,.

And now what 

Was it nice knowing you? 

Was it? 

The grand audios 

For you it was grand,

Till then 

Till now-

Adventure advertised

 They were 

Advertising adventures 

The whole she bang 

The whole kit and kab

The whole enchilada 

Come  ye 

Come on  ye 

Ye 

The adventure is coming 

To your town 

Your shore

Your grocers freezer

It’s advertised right here in 

This advertisement.

It has 

Coupons too

Beggin your pardons

 I beg your

I beg 

I beg-

Your

You see, the way I see it 

There’s only one way this can be settled 

But 

Your 

Beggin your 

The way to settle this is the good old fashioned way 

20 paces 

Count em 

One two…

It’s murder

Or self defense 

Three four….

It’ll be settled 

No court in the land would convict me

(After they get to know you a little better l)

I beg your pardon 

I willl need a pardon, yes 

But I’m done beggin 

Beggin-

Your.

Rock oh Ringp

I hear George 

give the order

"Rock on Ringo"

You all

We’re in love 

With a king 

Hunka hunka burning to be that cool

A heavy crown 

A head that hangs heavy 

Crown 

Blue suede 

And a hound dog at his side 

He 

Commands you 

To 

Find peace in the valley 

Smash said the Hulky Poo

 So for some 

A truth that it is easier to destroy than create 

Bullies kicking in

Some sand castle on the 

Kicking sand 

Laughing 

I’m gonna work out get some muscles 

Like I saw in the back of a comic book 

Gonna 

Get muzzzkles 

Gonna get ripppped 

Gonna create a new me 

Important 

Improved 

Gonna kick in some sand castles 

Because creating is hard work and 

I also want to laugh

Cloudy

 The sun is playing 

Games again 

Playing coy 

Hard to get 

Playing 

These clouds hanging there 

Shelter me from 

Light 

Heat 

Radiation kisses

Clouds block out the sun 

Like if I were coming out of that stupid 

Plato’s cave 

Coming out of that pitch black 

Into moody gray 

Yes Yes 

Fuck the sun 

Hang in there clouds 

Do it again

 Again again 

Once more with feeling 

Then one more for 

Safety 

I can feel the party dying down 

As the DJ has saved one wretched soul

At least one. 

There were in the nick of time and the 

Jaws of defeat kinda shaken going on.

Do it again 

Breath life into me 

Horses more horses

 You still want a pony

So old

Lady, 

You said you were so don’t get mad 

Well madder and then 

Continue to not or nor

You want a pony 

I well I 

I gotta shoot straight Tex 

This Lone Ranger shit well the Lone Part 

You still want a pony 

I’m on it!

Fetch us my hose

“my horse my horse my kingdom for “

Oh never

You mind 

I’ll walk

Going

 Are you going to? 

The way 

It 

Has gone

Will go

Every yes an no

mostly nos

all the no's

For breakfast

Over for dinner

For the Holidays

your say over an over 

in silence

without speaking holding a mirror in one hand 

a blade in the other 

No 

No

and 

Yes

Cooler

 Cooler 

Colder 

Ice cold 

Brtrrr 

Is it time for warmth 

Only 

By fire

Only 

in anger

Grrrr

Brrrr

Another summer 

Is

Coming

Can we

Ahhh and ohhh 

Again before the aging 

Hmmmm

Cough

Cough

Breathe in hope

I exhale 

And you can see a ghost 

Simmera

 It’s been since 

Since

When 

Some more

Summer

Simmer

Then yes then that someone 

Called me baby

She held my hand as I cried.

Don’t mention it 

Huh 

Well there then when

Past tense still present tense 

I wanted her body 

But the tears

Sang to my cock

Wait until the sun rises 

Someone 

Can call you baby 

Then 

Not 

Cry baby 

But ohh baby

Or 

Even worse 

By my name 

Hopefully

 The puzzle is solved

Oops 

Sorry 

Didn’t mean too

I did 

Well then 

For now 

How can I 

How dare you 

How 

Should we not love 

Stop love 

Beat it with a black jack

Take it for a ride

Tell us where it hid the money-

Tell it this doesn’t have to go down like this-

But it n reality the cards were always stacked against 

The house always 

Wins

A house divided may not stand

Not long 

But it always wins-

We 

We

Placed our bets.

Good for the soul

 It’s good for the

Soul to forgive 

But you’re not lookin for good.

Your soul drowned out 

Quieted

Drugged. 

Silent- 

So it’s 

The bad that’s easy Peasy

But 

The soul can only take so much

It’s good for the soul

Yours 

And mine-

I never said-

I never said

It would be easy 

Or that you’d 

Be forgiven too

Dragons wear that

 She got eyes that glow 

Ohhhh now child 

Is that passion or did the world 

Let you down- 

Again 

Are you gonna do the same things 

You always do 

The same strategy to stay safe?

Burn it all down? 

Again

You’re just looking for someone 

Who is also fireproof-

I can see it in your eyes….

Dum Duh Dum

Damn Daniel

Dum Dum Dugan

Donald Duck

Ew David

Cellar Door

 Hot Dam

No Diggity

No Doubt

No Duh

the tower

The mad king of the tower
looks over his land
and
wonders
who has money that will become his money
who can he fuck
and
who can he fuck over.

The mad king can not sleep
so he writes his proclamations
for all to read
in the middle of the night.

but the nightmares wont go away.
the loneliness will not go away
the fear will not go away.

only
the sycophants stay
the emptiness stays.
the madness stays.

The mad kings says lies
that spring his soldiers into action
that makes the village folk run in fear
that turns neighbor against neighbor

the mad king sees dragons
and windmills
that aren't there.

yet
his loyal men scatter to find the
dragons the villagers taxed and squeezed
to build useless windmills

the mad king is a troll
he dances for rubles
he cries for his mother when no one is around.
 
there are no heroes now...
we are all trapped in the tower.
and no one is coming.

alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllofit

im looking for new ways to fail.
new
bigger
brighter
beeeeeee autiful
ways.

i have succeeded
in failing at
the simple
the unimportant
at the lowest of stakes

i wouldn't change
a single thing

i met you

failed in love
failed at you
failed to couple

succeeded in staying single

i wouldn't change a thing
no not a single thing

i want to change alllll of it

cobra in the house

awe the corba
so so so

sigh

awe the cobra
as he brushes
her golden hair.


awe in awe
of
her flowing
hair

so goes the cobra
golden

jam am jam

sorely
but surely
as the the round about goes round

sorely
bur surely
as the clop clop, clops upon the side walks

are
we sure

are
we still
sore

surely not sorely